Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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