I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is not my ceiling
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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