At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize