you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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