The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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