Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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