i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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