I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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