u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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