Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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