I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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