why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
