one might say we're banned from that church
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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