honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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