Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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It's shark week go big or go home
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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