She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
And then he peed in my hair
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