Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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