I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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