how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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