You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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