I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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