he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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