Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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