So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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