I'm really into asian looking animals
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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