Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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