I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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