i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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