all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
