I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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