I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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