would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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