it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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