She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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