Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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