I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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