Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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