i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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