yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize