I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
