I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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