you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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