you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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