Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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