y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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