id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
There r osticjed everywhere
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Are we still banned from the library?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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