He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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