I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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