Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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