Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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