Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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