Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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