If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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