He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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