There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Actions speak louder than pants.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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